(via themalfoymistress)
When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.
(Source: furryraree, via cumberlord)
We’re trying to schedule everything around everything. Obviously, Sherlock Holmes is off battling Captain Kirk, and Dr Watson is helping Gandalf, and I’m in the TARDIS.
till-the-end-of-my-days-sherlock:
After Sherlock’s fall, John’s nightmares return…
…but they’re no longer of Afghanistan. Takes place between the fall and his appointment with his therapist.
OHMYFUCKING GOD WHY WOULD YOU FUCK YOU. FUCKING WHOREFACES. FUCK THIS. FUCK OFF. FUCK EVERYTHING. OHMYGOD. FKDALSJFWJIOEFWJFWKF KLFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
OH MY FUCKING GOD. ARE YOU SERIOUS. NONONONONONONO YOU ALL SUCK SO MUCH WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS AND MAKE IT AND MAKE IT LOOK REAL BECAUSE AASDJLAKSJF IF IT WOULDNT HAVE LOOKED REAL IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER FUCK YOU GUYS.
/SOB
Just gonna go sob loudly and what not in the corner.
| Rihanna: | We found love in a hopeless place. |
| Cap: | We found Steve in a frozen place. |
| Tony: | We found Stark in an iron case. |
| Bruce: | We found Hulk in some gamma rays. |
| Thor: | We found Thor punching Loki's face. |
| Thor: | |
| Thor: | |
| Thor: | And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so. |
I’m sorry, as much as I love Loki I laughed my ass off at this part. He’s fine. He’s a demigod, he’ll get over it. And honestly, he kind of deserved it. Just because I’m madly in love with him doesn’t mean he’s not a little shit.
(Source: themarvelfan5647, via thebaconsandwichofregret)
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
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